Our Golden Globe “Shit” List
You date a hot young guy and you’re bound to feel the pressure. So what did Alanis Morissette do? She went and dyed her hair yellow and made like she’s a high school surf betty. If you want to look young when you’re sagging, don’t wear strapless with no support.
Lindsay Lohan will pose for Chanel. OK. I am speechless!!! WTF?? First Selma Blair and now Lindsay Lohan? Karl needs to get a new prescription for those glasses he's wearing. Or maybe its just plain glass in there and he needs to go see an optometrist. I thought Chanel stood for something else. Like style, class and beauty but what do I know, I'm being sued.
Oh Delicious Bag Snob,
I couldn't possibly adore you more than I did this morning when I read that "Karl Lagerfeld Has Lost His Mind". You are delightful! Please NEVER lose your marvelous sense of happy slander!
Your devoted subject, "Hello Kelly" - Comment by Hello Kelly
Yes, the executives at Chanel have gone insane! From Catherine Deneuve and Vanessa Paradis to two American who are hardly the standard of beauty and style is absurd! Comment by Ann
We are deeply disturbed by the news that Selma Blair will be the new spokesmodel for Chanel. I'm sorry Karl, but you are losing your touch. Your touch of reality, that is. I mean, there is nothing interesting about her except that her face is lopsided. Well, we'll give her one thing, she is edgy, her face is full of edges.
"I saw her at the bar at Border Grill, and she's even less impressive in person. I just don't understand this choice." Comment by CrankyBiscuit
"From Nicole to Selma? Bad." Comment by Paz
"I hate her. I never understood Karl's fascination with her. She's replacing Kate and Vanessa Paradis? WHATEVER!!!" Comment by Cherry
Our countdown of the top 10 girls who mistake style with spending money and/or showing their boobs.
We actually like Mariah Carey, her voice at least and she does have the best crib on MTV Cribs, so we are not going to diss her too much. But we have a problem with her boobs hanging out all the time. I know she is a diva but I have a question: Do divas and hookers shop at the same place? And seriously, could the right side of her face be any worse than her left?
And here it is, the girls we love this minute. This is a coveted position so one misstep can lead you directly to our shit list. So check back to see who has fallen (and in case you are wondering, let me just make it clear that shit listers will NEVER make it on our It list no matter how many Birkins she buys off eBay).
At the top of our list is our favorite rock and roll fashionista. And can we just say her hubby Gavin Rossdale is tres hot? We love Gwen and her whimsical style, although we were concerned when she expressed her artistic sensibility with pink corn rows and braces. But it looks like this holla back girl, oh wait, she ain't no holla back girl so that would make her an ain't no holla back girl so, anyway, whatever, her and her Harajuku girls are stepping out in style with hits on the charts and on the red carpet.
