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Versace Two-Tone Eyelet-Studded Leather Shoulder Bag: Happily Never After
By Bag Snob Tina on February 22, 2012 6:00 am Tina Craig

Picture this twisted fairy tale: if Little Bo Peep ditched her sheep and became a porn star, this would be her bag. There’s something at once vulgar and childish about this pink purse.

Considering how streamlined and polished Versace’s ready-to-wear has been at Donatella’s helm, it just doesn’t make sense to keep making bags like this. The clothes are so right (the right mix of shock and allure), but everything is wrong about this two-tone eyelet bag. The shape and color scheme: not so different from those of Disney princess costumes. The grommets look oddly out of place on such a sweet confection, and let’s not even get into the Medusa-like tassel.

I’d keep my mouth shut if it cost $40 (as in a Disney gift-shop price), but at almost two grand I must point out the obvious. Sleeping Beauty might approve, but call me the evil queen – I just can’t condone this one. On Net-a-Porter for $1,895.

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3 thoughts on “Versace Two-Tone Eyelet-Studded Leather Shoulder Bag: Happily Never After”

  1. Anonymous on February 22, 2012 at 7:55 am said:

    lol

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  2. Anonymous on February 22, 2012 at 11:33 am said:

    I couldn’nt agree more. $1800 for that? No way.

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  3. Sandra Rowley on February 22, 2012 at 12:12 pm said:

    They should be giving this fugly thing away for free….and I still am not sure anyone would want it.

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