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Marni Goat Hair Leather Bag
By Bag Snob Kelly on July 28, 2010 9:00 am Kelly Cook
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Great way to ruin the perfect run of a Snob Worthy season, this old wig (a.k.a. bag) is offensive enough to negate all the lusty must haves for Marni. It’s downright creepy – why would you want to carry Cousin It around with you? Maybe for the hair fetish neurotic who can stroke the locks all day. *Shiver*. I would be so scared to have this in my house, I thought my daughter’s Barbie beauty head was terrifying, this is like horror movie material. Can you image waking up to this decapitated head? And in the humid heat of summer, would it start to smell? What about tangles? Does it require regular conditioning treatments? I’m obviously spending way too much time thinking about a bag that nobody will EVER subject themselves to. At Net-a-Porter for $1500.

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13 thoughts on “Marni Goat Hair Leather Bag”

  1. kellyx on July 28, 2010 at 9:28 am said:

    it looks like a decapitated head, capable of scaring the hell out of anybody at night.

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  2. Bonnie on July 28, 2010 at 11:28 am said:

    It reminds me of those scary girls in white cloaks in Japanese horror movies with black waist length hair. Maybe it came straight off of the set of The Ring.

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  3. Roe on July 28, 2010 at 12:08 pm said:

    All I can say is Oh My God!

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  4. pammish on July 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm said:

    hilarious!

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  5. Anonymous on July 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm said:

    No, no, no. This bag is so wrong, and I am a lover of fur. It needs a haircut.

    Maybe you can use horse and mane shampoo and conditioner to clean it. Then, I suggest air drying. A Chi would give it a nice little curl.

    (shakes head/roll eyes)

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  6. Puss of Scandinavia on July 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm said:

    Kelly- you are a very funny lady sometimes!

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  7. ping on July 29, 2010 at 7:24 am said:

    Kelly, this made me LOL! It reminded me of cousin IT from the adams family. This is just shows that there are too many bag designers out there now and they are just coming up with junk (and expensive junk at that).

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  8. Zaneta on July 29, 2010 at 12:50 pm said:

    This is an absolute disaster. Do you have to brush this bag? LoL. I wouldn’t even consider to touch it.

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  9. thehautepursuit on July 29, 2010 at 11:45 pm said:

    I like it!!!!! it kinda reminds of the margiela hair coat. but I have a sick fascination with hairy/furry things. heh

    V

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  10. thehiddenlist.com on August 1, 2010 at 10:00 am said:

    I don’t even want to touch this thing! What is Marni thinking? I can’t imagine anyone paying $1500 for this. Nuts!

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  11. Musette on August 1, 2010 at 10:13 am said:

    ew.

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  12. C_Stereo on August 1, 2010 at 11:15 am said:

    I’m fairly certain it’s alive.

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  13. Leather Messenger Bag on October 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm said:

    Undeniably a one of a kind bag. I just love to have one!

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