I am not out to get Marni, it may seem like we have been especially harsh lately, but if you remember last season, I was all about Marni, they were the light of my wardrobe. I'm not against slouchy as a whole, but when it is sloppy, or in this case, slouchy and crescent shaped and looks like a croissant, then, yes, it is a problem. My husband thinks it looks like a wanton which would be more apropos since you fill it with stuff. Just not meat. Or vegetables. In either case, I don't know if I should dip it in some sauce and eat it or accessorize with it. Really, the most terrible Marni EVER! So bad that I am proclaiming this to be the end of the brand. At Net-a-Porter for $1410.
Marni Slouchy "Croissant" Bag
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I say EAT IT!
lol
I totally agree with you, Kelly - call it croissant or what you will - it's a mess.
I totally agree with you, Kelly - call it croissant or what you will - it's a mess.
eek! what is this horror? looks like Marni's good bag days are over now that the designers are at DVF!
Now what IS sad is that purse blog has this bag as one of their Netaporter sale PICKS!!
wth?
that is too funny! definitely not one of their better bags!!
xox
it reminds me of an illustration i once saw when i was little of a human stomach. i always thought your stomach was just a nice little sphere and it scared the crap out of me. this bag = gross.
Serve with jam and butter, please.
Haha this is hilarious..though I'm really craving a croissant now!
That is a great funny blog. That bag does look pretty much like food..LOL.
This bag is actually beautiful in real-life! The picture does not do it any justice! The leather is buttersoft and the pleating is not so stiff. All in all the perfect hobo.