No, Bag Snob has not been abducted by aliens, although all trim and detail point to extraterrestrial life! Don't those peacock spots look like alien googly eyes? They actually pop out at you! And the rest of the bag with all the circles make the bag look diseased. I imagine the balls would poke at your sides--hopefully you're not ticklish. On top of that, the leather looks tough and has a bit of a cowboy feel to it. This is an amazingly spectacular specimen of a bag. I mean, how ridiculous are designers getting? I know bags now are a symbol of individuality, but what does this say about you? Well, Patricia Fields would love this bag because it is so awful and strange. We saw her in NY, and I was really scared. I would never let someone who looks like that dress me. (Will it show up on Sex and the City? By the way, I have been invited to the premier and the after party. I'll be there if I can motivate myself to fly to NYC 2 weeks in a row. I even have a press spot on the red carpet.) This bag actually gave me much joy and excitement. As soon as I saw it, I was like, "Oh, I am going to have a field day with this one!" So for that, this is an awesome bag!! =) At Browns Fashion for $2,680. Yeah, that's the other thing--hello!! Who will pay that for a wacky party favor?
Comments (24)
WHAT.IS.THAT
Seriously, why this...this thing-you can't call it a handbag,have been allowed to be mass produced,it is indeed like a disease and therefore should be exterminated!!!
xoxo
Posted by Lina | April 23, 2008 6:55:06 AM
Posted on April 23, 2008 06:55
'Perfectly proportioned and seriously stylish, a great bag for evening' what??!!!
By the way,I cannot wait which famous fashion victim/attention seeker/wag will get pictured carrying this load of rubbish!
Posted by Lina | April 23, 2008 6:57:19 AM
Posted on April 23, 2008 06:57
Ah! Those DO look like alien googly eyes. In fact, they were following me as I was reading. Yikes.
Oh, and um, if you can't bring yourself to go to the S&TC premier and red-carpet affair...I know someone *ahem* who'd be happy to fill your spot.
Posted by Jozette | April 23, 2008 7:13:26 AM
Posted on April 23, 2008 07:13
When I saw this bag in InStyle I was soooo hoping bagsnob would comment on it. You guys never disappoint.
Posted by Jessica | April 23, 2008 9:38:31 AM
Posted on April 23, 2008 09:38
abomination!
Posted by sass | April 23, 2008 9:45:11 AM
Posted on April 23, 2008 09:45
Oh dear...it looks warty.
Posted by JK | April 23, 2008 11:51:18 AM
Posted on April 23, 2008 11:51
It looks like they were trying for a Native American/Western look and failed on an epic level.
Posted by Dolphin-chick | April 23, 2008 12:24:36 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 12:24
This bag gives me the creeps! Eewwwwww......
Posted by SereneO | April 23, 2008 1:19:49 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 13:19
OMG. I keep trying to picture some way to make this work on any age group at all, any outfit, event ... there's nothing. Looks like a 3-year-old's cake-decorating project.
Posted by Rach | April 23, 2008 2:04:34 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 14:04
i don't really read fashion mags anymore (yay blogs) but do they really spin this stuff to try to make this look stylish? is that even possible? i feel so bad for anyone who's job it is to say that this is chic.
Posted by kamo | April 23, 2008 3:08:57 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 15:08
That's just plain gross!
Posted by Diana | April 23, 2008 3:14:38 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 15:14
InStyle actually defined it "A talisman and a masterpiece" but I agree with the description of "bag with a serious skin disease"... $2680 saved LOL
Posted by dierregi | April 23, 2008 3:17:53 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 15:17
omg, that bag is staring at me!!!
Posted by Jahpson | April 23, 2008 3:47:20 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 15:47
Horrid!!!
Posted by im | April 23, 2008 3:54:23 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 15:54
this bag gives me goosebumps..literally. i dont know why it scares me so much, but the little oogly alien eye things are just so disgusting
Posted by Lesley K | April 23, 2008 4:33:15 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 16:33
AWFUL!
Posted by Kathleen | April 23, 2008 5:16:12 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 17:16
Hah! They are trying to see how gullible we are with this one.
Posted by Joy | April 23, 2008 5:29:57 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 17:29
It looks like a sea creature growing barnacles. There's no pert of the bag left unscathed! I bought a midnight blue stingray Jalda clutch today (I just had to share), is this bag karma? Get something good and then have to look at the most fug bag I've ever seen?
Posted by Miss N | April 23, 2008 7:47:26 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 19:47
magazines are ridiculous, how can anyone with eyes say this is a masterpiece? Oh, I know, they mean a master piece of S@*%.
Posted by T | April 23, 2008 10:41:03 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 22:41
It looks like a HP Lovecraft Monster...with a western twist. I agree, its making my skin crawl looking at it.
Posted by devlo | April 23, 2008 10:52:28 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 22:52
Officially the ugliest bag I've ever seen
Posted by alison | April 23, 2008 11:18:16 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 23:18
you, know either one of those bags would work well with a parade outfit to, I just might be a clown, creepy as they are, if I were to wear one of those..
Posted by SC | April 23, 2008 11:33:16 PM
Posted on April 23, 2008 23:33
okay, what are they thinking? it's not ok to produce something like this and expect money for it. back in the day when I was a buyer, we are required to go to the stores so listen to clients comment on products so we can improve next time.... maybe fendi should do the same.
Posted by savvy gal | April 24, 2008 2:19:53 AM
Posted on April 24, 2008 02:19
Possibly useful for scaring away unruly children or warding off evil spirits!
Posted by Diane C | April 24, 2008 2:39:32 AM
Posted on April 24, 2008 02:39