I am all for creativity and self expression but this is really just an insult to our intelligence. Let’s see, make a cheap bag out of canvas (cost: $10 for bag+$3 for markers), mark it up 1000%, and call it artistic! Fendi has run out of ideas and is now asking us to do their work, and pay for it!?!?!? Don’t get me wrong, I adore the Fendi Baguette and still have several in my collection I will never part with. A beaded one, a natural cowhide with stone clasp and white stitching, and a shimmering metallic one with embellished details. My point is, I love my Baguettes for their unique design and beauty. And even if I had Pollack induced fantasies of creating psychic chaos, I certainly wouldn’t do it on a canvas bag with magic markers (okay, they’re “Pantone” markers, whatever!) and I definitely would not pay $1,300 for the “privilege”. Actually, I would only buy this if Karl himself would agree to do a caricature of me on the bag titled “Bag Snob”. There, I’ve put it out there, someone call the Kaiser and ask him if he’s game. At Neiman Marcus for Pre-Order. No need to rush, this won’t sell out anytime soon. But enough of what I think. What about you? Any urges to Color Me Mine?