Lanvin Purple Suede Brazier Bag

Obviously there is no designer that is above our wrath, not even our beloved Lanvin. I think Alber Elbaz called in sick the day this bag was designed. Does this not look like a Harlequin bra? What the hell is going on with the blatant mammary influence? It even has fancy bra straps for the underwear as outwear look. You better make sure you fill out this bag and be careful to balance your stuff evenly on either side. You wouldn't want deflated, saggy, lopsided, grandma boobs. If need be, stuff it with the tissue paper it comes with, I always use it to keep the shape of my bags (but for different reasons, of course). Well, at least it's suede and not satin, how embarrassing would that be? I know there are bags in shapes of all kinds of things like animals, buildings, boats, food, etc. but those are just aesthetically offensive, this is socially offensive (as well as aesthetically of course). I mean how can you seriously walk around with this thing without teenage boys cackling and giggling? This is obscene and is an atrocity to fashion and civil order alike. Suede Evening Bag $1545.