Marc Jacobs Monica Mink and Python Clutch

Hello, Mr. No-I-am-not-on-crack, how do you explain this? A furry clutch made to resemble a steam ship trunk with odd fake straps that aren't functional and then a functional turn lock closure hardware on top of that, not to be redundant, but for looks? Uh, did I mention that this thing is ridiculously hideous and ridiculous? Oh not yet? Well, this thing is ridiculously hideous and ridiculous. This is strips of mink, aka scraps, and python pieced together. Where is the python? Keep in mind, I said this bag is ridiculous. The python is in between the strips of mink. Mink is furry thus poofs over and covers up all signs of the python, but that aside, the strips, aka scraps, of python are so minuscule that it is totally useless. How about using the python trim on the good-for-nothing straps, at least it would give a purpose to them, even if the purpose is simply to allow us to see some python so that it adds some sort of design feature. Oh, sorry California residents, the undetectable remnants of python makes it unavailable to you. Boo hoo! Interested in taking a gander for kicks? It's at Saks for $2950.