Corto Moltedo Tiger Fug

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I saw this Corto Moltedo Tiger bag and did a double take, then a triple, then a OMG, WTF am I looking at? Am I just tired from lack of sleep and am hallucinating or did someone actually take the time, money, and energy to make this ugly piece of crap? Let’s start with the three shiny balls on the front flap, if you have a baby it could be a nice teething toy but is useless not to mention totally hideous on a bag. As for the satin Tiger print of the bag, well, it’s self explanatory isn’t it? Nothing makes more of a cheesy and ultra tacky statement than satin Tiger print. The dangling gold charms are tribute to the ’80s which was obviously the inspiration of this mess along with the extra long 24 inch shoulder strap so you can properly channel your inner gaudy diva. This also looks like something from Joan Collin’s closet, the queen of all things ostentatious- which means it should cost no more than 5 bucks at a garage sale. The fact that they’re asking $1,010 is totally ridiculous, I can think of other ways to waste your money, email me and I’ll give you the list :) . At Net-a-Porter.

8 thoughts on “Corto Moltedo Tiger Fug

  1. EliG on said:

    This company has a whole bunch of ugly bags that Net-A-Porter sells for some mysterious reason.

  2. Jessica on said:

    This bag looks so cheap. Who in her right mind would buy it at all, let alone for that price?

  3. come on man!

    i think the Katherine Kwei bags look really good too!

    http://www.rocketrend.wordpress.com

    the watersnake skin is GORGEOUS! but they are too expensive for my own good:(

  4. vreyes on said:

    Corto Moltedo, the 80s called….They want their Galaxy Tiger Evening Bag back.

  5. Niki N on said:

    I think you need to post a warning before photos like this. Thanks to Corto Moltedo I’m going to be nauseous for the rest of the day…

  6. Anonymous on said:

    Does it come with lip gloss?

  7. Eveline Murray on said:

    I totaly disagree… I have the pink version of this bag and absolutely adore it. Its totally different to anything else out there and thats what I love and admire about his design – he makes trends and doesn’t follow them.

  8. Linda Moore on said:

    I actually like it because its different and I think the print is on leather not satin.

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