Mystery Solved!

mysterysolved.jpgRemember when we first unveiled the hideous Louis Vuitton leopard bag? We all thought, what moron would buy this faux leopard and plastic piece of junk for $7,250? Well, we finally solved the mystery, it’s none other than Jessica Simpson, who doesn’t seem one bit embarrassed to be seen in public with this gross bag. And check out that big shit eatin’ grin on her face, it says “No style and damn proud!”. Go Jess! I bet she’s got one of the Tribute Barf Bags in her closet too. I know you Jessica fans are going to razz me and say she’s beautiful, rich, and famous so she can do whatever she wants but no, that’s not how it works here in Bag Snob world. It doesn’t matter how pretty, how rich, or how famous you are. If you look like an idiot, we will point out the obvious. But that doesn’t mean we don’t like you! We do like Jessica and think she’s super cute and smart, I mean who else can claim they launched an entire career on “Is it chicken? Or is it fish?”

What does everyone think? Snob or Slob?

30 thoughts on “Mystery Solved!

  1. Jessica on said:

    LOL. You ladies crack me up!

  2. beppolina on said:

    It was probably gifted to her — the real moron will be whoever shells out for it when she eventually (inevitably) sells it on eBay…

    I heard there were only 4 LV Tribute bags shipped to the US & they’d all already been spoken for. Any guesses who we’ll see toting one?

  3. Serena on said:

    That bag is actually a really cool good looking bag……..ask Oprah who totaly adores it!!! What she is wearing sucks, but the bag is beautiful.

  4. Sara on said:

    I am usually a classic LV fan but the latest styles are just embarrassing. This would be cute without all the faux leopard on it.

  5. Lulu on said:

    I adore this girl with blonde hair, or in her new darker shade. But she’s always had terribly tacky taste in bags.

  6. Carolyn on said:

    Denise Richards has it too, she was carrying it in the recent Us or Star magazine. Another person with horrible bag taste.

  7. I agree… I dont get the fabness of vinyl and faux fur with price tags over 7k. And Oprah is great but she is not GOD so she too is not above having bad taste. I must agree with the Bag Snobs on this one!

  8. Julie on said:

    Uh, Denise Richards and Jessica Simpson? B-list actresses at best, I think they purchased these bags. I doubt Louis Vuitton gives bags to girls like them.

    Bag Snob is right, they’re morons.

  9. Robin Hosking on said:

    Awww Jess Jess is a cutie!!! She gets an awful lot of press considering she hasn’t actually done all that much! I guess this bag can be easily wiped down if it gets mucky at John Mayer gigs…

  10. Lulu on said:

    She’s been rocking a pseudo hippie gal thing per new beau, John Mayer. If you notice in the background, she’s ALREADY wearing an outfit appropriate brown messenger bag. Why did she have to ruin her look with the LV nightmare?

  11. Trashy Denise Richards has the same bag…it was in this week’s Us. Disgusting.

  12. I used to like her songs when she still sang….but I must say she is so overwhelmingly tacky….surpassing the level of tackiness of typical american new money……i had a feeling that she’d buy this bag given her usual style and her loyalty to LV…-_-”

  13. fashion neophyte on said:

    I personally am not a fan of LV so this bag is as ugly as the last/next one as far as I’m concerned. I will give her a pass for two reasons – she is a total devotee to LV and always has been so this bag makes sense FOR HER and she’s happy. It’s really nice to see her comfortable with herself again. It even compensates for that ugly bag.

  14. Rita on said:

    Haha way to go BagSnob girls! This girl we see on the picture doesn’t have style nor taste in bags, she has been on the crime list of puking-ugly bag top 10 most wanted for a long time. (I am so disgusted I didn’t even want to type her name)

    Another perfect example of “money can’t buy you class”.

  15. Awful bag, but I think she’s quite pretty, despite her stupid reputation..

  16. maya on said:

    Oh my gosh. When I saw this picture on another site, I was thinking what would BagSnob say about it. And I was not surprised to see you guys commenting it. Jessica is an LV fan and I’m sure she bought all the crap they put out there.

  17. eclair on said:

    Her outfit! What on earth!? Yes, the bag is hideous but teaming LV brown canvas and leopard spots with the getup of a 45 year old high school drama teacher… wtf!? Full length purple skirt, lavender nana cardie, ginormous hoop earrings and clunky shoes… I have never admired Jess’ style but surely this is going too far. She needs to take a leaf out of Ms. Ricci’s book! Now THAT was a reinvention worth noting.

  18. Coco W.B. on said:

    I would assume it was gifted to her as well. If not to her directly then foisted upon her stylist so the bag will get some free advertising. I’m looking forward to the end of the days of the “It” bag that costs and arm and a leg and looks like crap. It’s just a really crass way to say “Look how much money I have!”

  19. yawn on said:

    wow. really old news. She’s been carrying it since august. it was gifted.

  20. jessica & bag = fug

    gifted or not, it shows lack of taste.

    serious fug.

  21. Catherine on said:

    Aw, poor girl, she can’t catch a break.

    She loves LV & she’s extremely young. Let her ride on this one.

  22. I really do not like this bag one bit. I agree with what someone before me has said, it would be much better with out the print on it.

    And for seven grand I would much rather have an Hermes bag. At least they’re timeless and classic. This bag will be out of style by the time summer hits.

  23. Anonymous on said:

    Tina – I just laughed so hard at this post. I totally agree. I’ve seen Denise Richards (another airhead) wear this bag to and of all places wearing it while taking her kids to the ZOO. Come on people!

    LV needs to stick with it’s classic canvas or have Murikami do another fruit or cute illustration. This hodge-podge of mixing crap materials together is only watering down the brand!!

  24. Tina – I just laughed so hard at this post. I totally agree. I’ve seen Denise Richards (another airhead) wear this bag to and of all places wearing it while taking her kids to the ZOO. Come on people!

    LV needs to stick with it’s classic canvas or have Murikami do another fruit or cute illustration. This hodge-podge of mixing crap materials together is only watering down the brand!!

  25. Ugliest bag ever.

  26. hmmm on said:

    Excuse me while I am sick. Hate the Bag, hate the clothes, hate the blonde airhead with the cheshire cat grin.

    Go bag snob for speaking your mind. Just because they’re famous (famous for what?) it doesnt mean we cant slag them off!

  27. huckleberry on said:

    lmao on the post. love it. its funny

    but i actually adore this bag.

    i think its cute.

  28. Julie on said:

    I think its really cute!!

  29. Julie on said:

    I think its really cute!!

  30. Patty on said:

    Jessica-who?? oh wait! the no talent blonde who’s famous for what? haha !! she’s just as ugly as this bag!! I mean.. I Love my Louie’s, but this one was just a tad out there.. and of all people to be sporting it…Ahhh!! only in Hollyhood, where they have so much extra money they will blow it on just about anything…and it shows.

    Go Bagsnob! for telling it like it is !!

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