Aliens Reborn at Jimmy Choo

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(Bag Snob would like to apologize for horrifying you with this disturbing image so early in the morning.)

I just bought the most sublime pair of Jimmy Choo knee high boots in black suede with 4 inch stiletto heel. It is part of their "house" collection which means it will never go on sale which is important to me because I hate seeing shoes I paid full price for go half off a month later. Anyway, I ADORE Jimmy Choo shoes, I have a dozen pairs and they make me feel instantly sexy no matter what I am wearing (I wore my Choos all through my pregnancy, even to a black tie a week before I gave birth!). The minute I saw it I got goosebumps. Not the kind I get when presented with yet another fabulous Birkin from my sweeties at Hermes boutiques around the country, but the kind that turns my stomach and makes me want to vomit. These creepy bulging bumps look like alien eggs about to pop in some scary sci-fi movie.

At Jimmy Choo

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  • There I was wondering why the gorgeous shoes and weird looking bags do not seem to match everytime I walk past the boutique.

  • New Year's Greetings to my Darling Bag Snobs!
    Those were not "Goosebumps" you got from that appalling bag, they were HIVES! I believe that you are so right in requesting that the rightful "Choo" be returned to the head of the line! Not every shoe company needs to add bags to the line. I would think that making some of the world's most delightful shoes would be more than enough creative satisfaction for any designer. Leave the bags alone! And never go to the "Marc Jacob's school for ugly Handbags, much less become their Valedictorian! Not a smart career move, wise up Sister! "Obi-Wan Choo and Princess Tamara, Please come back! You are our only hope! XOXO, HK

  • Unfortunately Tamara is the one who appointed Sandra Choi when she bought Jimmy's name cuz Tamara is a shrewd business woman and it was a smart move so we don't blame her. We blame Sandra cuz like you know, blood is thicker than water, or that's what they say anyway.

    Happy New year to you too! I am looking out the window at the mountains and the view of the snow capped trees are breathtaking!

    xoxo
    Bag Snob

  • can you elaborate more on sandra's scheme?? i've been searching for that story all over google, but haven't found any story on it. i'm a sucker for this!

  • That bag looks like it would make a pretty good weapon. Those little metal bumpy things could probably do some serious damage!


  • Very shocking Bagsnob! How could someone do that!

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