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If you think we've cracked the whip too harshly on Isabella Fiore in the past, stand clear of the carnage we are about to do here with her latest great idea for a bag. Yeah, ok, we love Johnny Depp, too, but I also think Brandon Routh is cute so am I going to turn into Shaquille O'Neal and start wearing a big ass Superman "S" on all my shit? Oh wait, did I just give away her next ingenious design, the Mexican whip stitched triangle satchel with a big red "S" embossed into the leather? Let's get back to the retardo pirate bag because I'm not done. Kudos for the pirate theme authenticity, she really carried it all the way through with the chains on the side, distressed leather and even the buckles on the handles are pirate-y. And oh my god, yes, it does look like a real tattoo!! But unfortunately, I can't even use this for my pirate Halloween costume because even pirates would find this vulgar and besides, why would pirates need to wear pirate themed stuff when they are already pirates? So that leads me to my next question. What do you wear this with? Because like I just said, you can't dress up like a pirate and use this bag, so do you walk around with jeans and a t-shirt and look like a raving lunatic instead? If you must know, Bergdorf Goodman has this bag for $675. I need to talk to their buyer. Someone is getting fired.

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  • I've always wondered just what bag would be correct to carry when one must "Walk the Plank"!
    Do we tie this foolish bag to the yardarm and blow it to smithereens?xoxo,HK

  • that is absolutely hideous! isabella fiore is now combining every trend on one bag.

  • I just took my daughter to Disneyland, and certainly this bag is even WORSE than all the Pirates of the Caribbean "Souvenir" paraphenilia they are hawking now!
    Stop IT, please!!


  • The bag is sold out everywhere.

  • While this is in my opinion not appropriate for everyone, I do think it would be something a young woman could pull off. My 20 year old would love it. That said, most 20 year olds could not afford it, mine included.

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