Marc Jacobs Needs Therapy

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I am so incredibly disturbed by these stories of Marc. Please, someone get help for him. We thought it was funny in a ridiculous way that he found 'Lil Kim to be so inspirational but it seems like prison might be a pretty awesome place considering where Marc's life is. First of all, he hangs around with Lindsay Lohan and they are best friends and somehow share a room at the Mercer Hotel. I am not sure what that means and why they can't get their own rooms. During the interview for June's Interview, she takes a sip from Marc's old water bottle and makes like she is french kissing Brad Pitt or something. Hello, he's gay. And that leads me to Jason Preston, supposedly Marc's boyfriend. (The guy on the left in the picture). Marc is unnaturally obsessed with him to the point that Jason thinks they are married because he has "Marc Jacobs" tattooed on his arm. Like Nazi Jewish internment style, on the underneath side of his forearm and REALLY BIG. It's just so wrong on so many levels. And the story gets weirder. Jason Preston is actually a gigalo on a website called rentboy.com and although they claim to have met at a fashion show, Jason is still listed on the website for $225 an hour. I know you think you are reading US Weekly or something but when I heard this story, I just had to share since Marc Jacobs is a designer we often feature and even refer to as "genius".

And let's get back to Lindsay's Interview cover. It's totally unrelated but since I am in the bitching mood, why not just go there? She is styled to look like Elizabeth Taylor. I mean, come on, she is still alive, give her some respect. Yeah, she's scary looking now but the poor woman doesn't need to be heckled by a cheap tramp. And as expected, Lindsay is a complete idiot in the interview, sounding as meaningless as she is hideous.

Anyways, I am completely disturbed, I won't be able to go about my day in any coherent form. Please call my therapist for me if I start posting Kate Spade bags saying that I am now in love with wicker.

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    Oh delicious Snob! How I do adore it when you choose to cut loose. I must agree that Mr. Jacobs does need help. As for the infamous tattoo on Mr Preston, maybe it's for inventory control. At $225 an hour it would occur to some of us that Mr. Jacobs has an expensive "bag" habit himself. As for the company of Ms. Lohan, maybe it's a need to excersize his paternal instincts? It does amaze me at times that we are so obsessed with the banality of celebrity. This is the only explaination I can find to support the need of to assault us with,at least, 3 magazine covers with Ms. Lohan's face and about 20 with Angelina Jolie's face. Maybe it's time for me to sooth myself with a cocktail and some light reading, like Proust. HK

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    i love you bagsnob!

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    Hopefully during our lifetimes Ms. Lohan will be washed up. She is not pretty by any means. It is all her make up artists work. Rachel Zoe dresses her up like a barbie doll to be in the latest and greatest and designers unfortunately get entertwined in the tabloid gossip and shower her with freebies. For god sakes she doesn't even pull in $10 million a year. Her situation is just like her soon to be flopper of a movie. Just plain luck! for now...

  • MG i just dont understand why the heck the studios just fire her sorry ass~

    As for MJ, he wants 'gigolos' coz well, lets face it, decent fags wont even look at him in the eye. Try asking Bryan Singer (director of some very 'macho' films like X Men, X Men United & Superman Returns) if MJ is cute...? Bet he'll throw up

    As for hanging out and 'befriending' Lindsay Lohan, there are 'other' classy Hollywood actresses Why on earth he has to choose to hang out with a whore/cheap tramp? There are Scarlett Johansson, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Bosworth, Keira Knightley, Hilary Duff, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Connelly, etc. even the Olsen twins look better than her~

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    I thought your job was reviewing bags, not personal lives. What do you care about Li-Lo, Marc, their boyfriends and gal pals, and whatever they're doing? Why are you concerned about it, unless your own life is so boring? It sounds like you need a therapist as much as they do. Stay on the purse topic, where you belong.

    For the record, I have a Kate Spade wicker bag and I love it. It doesn't matter to me what anyone thinks about it.

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