Imagine going to a wedding and the bride walks down the aisle wearing this! And instead of a lovely bouquet, she is carrying a beer in a coozer, is completely drunk and has a Courtney Love hairdo. Then after her vows she promises lap dances to all the guests. I know Heather Graham is wearing this Diesel wedding gown for a store opening on Bond St and is getting paid a lot of money to supplement her acting income (and let's be honest and fair, she really needs it). I mean, it's pretty low rent to wear denim to a wedding but to wear it to your own wedding is like, like .... wait, I think I just described Tara Reid's dream wedding. My favorite part of this gown is the trap door down yonder, it is actually quite appropriate to point out where and how the rest of the evening will go after everyone leaves.
FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
The funny thing is, I actually wore a denim skirt to a wedding one time. It was really long with a train and I thought it was genius!
Now I thought the trap door concealed the coin changer that the Bride will need to make change after she gives her guests the lap dance. Isn't there change due from that dollar bill you paid for the act of a two-bit Tramp? Will Miss Manners please advise!
We think the coin changer is a wonderful idea. There should be plenty of room behind that trap door! Plus it would be rude and presumptuous of the trashy bride to expect her guests to pay more than 50 cents for lap dances.