Cirque du Chloe

This week's Carnivale of Couture is hosted by Papier Doll. The topic is to produce a runway show for a designer of our choice with unlimited resources and budget.

Chloe is a total mess without Pheobe Philo at the helm so we decided to save the sinking fashion house. Since we have unlimited budget, we will hire Cirque du Soleil to create the ultimate fashion fantasy for our show. The fashion industry has become a total circus anyhow so why not bring the real circus to the runway. Instead of food deprived anorexic models, we will have contortionists walking down the runway on their hands and flying dancers to leap over the audience wearing our creations!

Madonna, who has become a freak herself and is able to contort into many shapes, will perform her latest CD wearing Chloe designed by The Bag Snob while dangling upside down in a suspended cage.

We will fill the front row with gorgeous rock stars, ghetto rappers, and real movie stars. No wanna be Hilton sisters and definitely no Lindsay nor Nicole. Our list will start with Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, Jude Law (because he is beyond hot and we want to molest him backstage), Kate Moss, Beyonce, Nicole Kidman, Reese, Pink (she'll fit in with the Circus acts), Eminem, 50 cent, Outkast, Common, our entire "it" list, and the cast of Crash. We will also invite Karl Lagerfeld because he looks like he'd enjoy the circus.

We'd pay the city of Paris an exorbitant amount of money to close down Champs Elysee for our location. A giant tent will start at the Arc de Triomphe and cover the entire block. Cristal Rose champagne will be served before, during, and after the show.